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Old February 12th 19, 07:33 PM posted to uk.d-i-y
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On 12/02/2019 18:48, ARW wrote:
On 12/02/2019 09:04, wrote:
On 12/02/2019 02:15, John Rumm wrote:
On 11/02/2019 11:15,
wrote:

As you spotted, there was a third boob in your calcs ... brings back
memories of a character from HHG2TTG ;-)

Prompting recollection of the tale...

So God said unto Eve, "So what do you think of my garden then?"
"Oh, its lovely" says Eve, "So pretty, and some many interesting
creatures"

"And how is the body working out for you, I was quite pleased with that"

"Oh I think its rather good... although I am not sure about the third
boob"

"What do you mean?"

"Well the left and the right are ok, they look good and balance
nicely, but the middle one just seems to push the others outward, and
then they bump into my arms when I swing them as I walk"

"Hmmmm, I see what you mean. Here try this"

With that a heavenly hand reaches down, grabs the middle boob, and
plucks it off with a small squelch, before punting it off into the
long grass.

A week passes

"So Eve, is the new boobie, layout any better"

"Oh yes much better!"

"So you are happy then?"

"Well..."

"Go on then spit it out"

"I am a bit lonely... I see many of the other animals seem to have
mates to play with and for company, but I don't have anyone"

"Ah", says God,

"I have been working on an idea"

"I call it Man. He will be like you only a bit bigger and stronger.
He will be able to hunt for you, care for you, defend you, love and
cherish you, and be your life long faithful companion, not to mention
a few other party tricks I have got in mind. What do you think of
that then?"

"Oh, God I want one!"

"Well there will be a price to pay.... I will need to take a part
form your body to start building him"

"What do you need, a rib or something?"

"Oh no, no need to be so drastic... now let me think"

"Where did we put that useless tit?"




:-)


+1

Now imagine what we could have had if Adam had spared a couple more ribs
when Eve was created.

Oh, that would be a woman with three tits.

I thought He was going to say 'I know - you have a brain - you never use
that, we will make him out of that!'

--
“Ideas are inherently conservative. They yield not to the attack of
other ideas but to the massive onslaught of circumstance"

- John K Galbraith