On 19/01/2019 00:00, Andrew wrote:
On 18/01/2019 18:54, DerbyBorn wrote:
I have discovered some super strong materials lurking under our noses:

1. The string used by butchers to tie a pork loin. Resists normal attemts
to cut it with the knofe you have in your hand.

2. Black Pudding Slices outer skin (M&S). Doesn't rip or cut - even after
being exposed to high temperatures.

3. Ladies High Heel shoe heel materials. Impact resistant.


4. The plastic wrapping of cheese resists normal attempts to tear - but
then gives up and rips in unexpected directions. Can't see a use for this
yet.


Crumpet packaging. Impossible to tear open. Can only be
cut or snipped with scissors.

Be patient, man!
Have you tried asking her politely to remove it?