Brian Gaff wrote

I've been looking for an audible spirit level for years. Yes
you can get them in combination with talking rules and
apps for your smart phone but a simple cheap device which
goes quiet when 3 dimensionally level not on your life.

Then get off your lard arse and write one.

"John Rumm" wrote in message
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Things you have seen or have on your wish list?

(needing some inspiration!)