"The last unit I repaired was a
dehumidifier where every tact switch was open"

So dehumidifiers are ****ing digital now ? What is next, bath towels ?

(it took me a while to think of something, can't use chairs, toilets, vacuum cleaners, lawnmowers, refrigerators, flashlights, toasters, sinks, bathtubs, ummm, what else can you use ?)