ARW wrote

It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

So you could **** SWMBO presumably.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me

Because it twigged that you were gunna **** its owner.

so I said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no
comment or ignores me and the fanny licker runs
around for a few more minutes before biting me again.

This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the
room, the dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

There goes the ****.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it
was not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs paw.

The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount
and about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then
bites the MD in full view of the customer and the dog gets
kicked across the room for the second time in a half an hour.

So what happened next ?