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Default Better get an allotment or a second hand refrigerated truck?

whisky-dave wrote
RJH wrote
whisky-dave wrote


And how anyone to make an infomred choice between
a smoothie and a wagon wheel for breakfast ?


Well this was after watching a program last night that tested
smoothies and found them useless and at worse bad for you.
I'm just glad I haven't gone over to smoothies (which I don't like)
and stuck to my breakfast of one wagon wheel, one 2 bar kit-kat
and a single twix.


I just have a massive great slab of my own whole grain
toast with my own marmalade and dont even bother
with a glass of water or coffee or tea now.

The slab of toast is about an inch thick, as thick as
will still go in the toaster, with the toaster bought
that will toast the thickest toast I can find.

So thick that when a mate of mine showed up
before the garage sale run to drop his trailer off
at my place so he didnt have to cart it round the
garage sales, his reaction when I was still
munching on it was 'what the **** is that'

No wonder I'm so healthy :-)


Pity about all that whiskey.