On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 12:30:03 GMT, "pbillly"
wrote:

If the dog is off the leash, he must be worn out taking a dump.

He probably needs some nice anti-freeze to drink.

If its more than one dog and the anti-freeze doesn't do the trick, scoop the
dog poop up and deposit on the sidewalk right in front of your trailer.
This way when the assholes who are too lazy to walk their dog take their
kids for a walk they will end up cleaning the same **** off their kids
shoes.

Which, of course, is illegal. There were news stories recently about
some guy who left anti-freeze out to kill the neighbor's dog and he's
paying a *HUGE* fine for doing it. Don't be a ****ing moron, try
working within the system instead of being an immature little child.