On 06/26/2018 10:10 AM, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:
Vespa spit I had one of these
https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uplo...ta/3668477.jpg

and a parka

Figures... I lusted for a Vespa when I was 16 but I would have settled
for a Lambretta. Fortunately my father despised anything with tiny
wheels so it would be a real motorcycle or nothing.

A few years ago a salesman tried to lure me into a test ride of one of
those Piaggio 3 wheeled scooters. My father wasn't big on anything with
an odd number of wheels either and I again followed his advice and
passed. Now, if only I'd taken his advice to marry a nice, not-to-bright
Polish girl...