In article ,
Bob Eager wrote:
Put a microswitch on the knocker in the middle so lefties and righties
can have a moan.

Our doorbell is in the middle of the door. Right below the brass plate
that says: "PLEASE USE THE BELL".

Some still knock only...

I recently fitted new door furniture, including bell push. Found a nice
illuminated one, and changed the rather weedy light for a pair of LEDs
which are visible in daylight. Since then not had anyone knock rather than
use the bell. (The old push looked old, even although it did work)

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