"jkn" wrote in message
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On Monday, June 18, 2018 at 7:40:05 PM UTC+1, Andrew Mawson wrote:
"ARW" wrote in message ...

On 17/06/2018 22:37, Cursitor Doom wrote:
On Sun, 17 Jun 2018 13:52:50 -0700, spuorgelgoog wrote:

On Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:24:19 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Bumped into an ex at HMP New Hall last month. Last dated her back in
1986. She still looks good in a uniform.

blouse and epaulettes, or stripey shirt and denims?

She must have been on our side of the bars, or he'd never have been
able
to give her a seeing to.





I work on both sides of the bars.

She was my escort for the day, and yes that did make us smile.


For some reason I am not allowed to wander around a prison with a set of
keys!



You want to try working in Cat 'A' prisons like Albany and Long Lartin.
EVERYTHING needs fixing down, and that's just from the screws !

Been in most cat A prisons over the years

Andrew

OT: I came across a sort of "Revision guide for the Prison Officer's Exam"
recently, and took a few minutes to flick through it. I probably shouldn't
have
been surprised, but I was gobsmacked at the [low] level it was pitched at.

"If there are 100 prisoners and 60% need to be moved to Cell Block A,
how many are left?". That was pretty representative.

Why would anyone with anything viable between the ears want to be a prison
guard ?