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Default If it slips, where's it gonna go?

On 6/12/2018 7:51 AM, Keith Nuttle wrote:

IF is the first question you should ask in any situation where you or
someone else's safety is involved.

If the tool slips........................


Chain mesh gloves.

If the electricity goes off........................


Battery powered head lamp.

If the house is on fire........................


Flame retardant suit

If the car starts to slide........................


NASCAR crash helmet, seat restraints and steel crash cage.

If an oncoming car comes across the center line........................

Premade funeral urn.

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Jack
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