Ed Pawlowski wrote in :

If the condom breaks..........................

If it slips, where's it gonna go?

If the husband comes home.......................

If he slips, where's he gonna go?

If your mother walks into the room.....................

She's not gonna slip, she'll probably flip!

Puckdropper
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