On 6/12/2018 7:51 AM, Keith Nuttle wrote:


IF is the first question you should ask in any situation where you or
someone else's safety is involved.

If the tool slips........................
If the electricity goes off........................
If the house is on fire........................
If the car starts to slide........................
If an oncoming car comes across the center line........................

If the condom breaks..........................
If the husband comes home.......................
If your mother walks into the room.....................