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On 03/21/2018 12:58 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 21 Mar 2018 00:36:24 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 16:29:44 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 16:26:21 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 13:57:51 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 02:22:36 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 01:46:37 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 01:43:40 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 01:30:32 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 01:25:51 -0000, rbowman
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On 03/19/2018 06:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 20 Mar 2018 00:35:41 -0000, wrote:

On Mon, 19 Mar 2018 23:38:41 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
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On Mon, 19 Mar 2018 23:32:13 -0000, rbowman
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On 03/19/2018 04:05 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 19 Mar 2018 21:47:24 -0000, rbowman

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On 03/19/2018 01:13 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Yes that's confusing in the UK, when I go canoeing on
the Caledonian
canal, boats coming the other way try to pass me on the
right,
but since
I'm in the UK, I keep thinking it's left. I usually
just wait to
see
which way they go.

I believe oncoming boats pass portside to portside
universally.
That's
the left side when you're facing the pointy end.

Only if you're on the boat. If you're looking at the
other boat
its the
right side.


Were you driving the Andrea Doria?

The Swedish should have known better, the Italians always
have right
of way.

The Brits should have known better. Icebergs always have
the right of
way.

That was Irish not British.


While the Prods in Belfast might have built it, a Brit was
driving.

But it was stated that it was iceberg proof. This will have
been done by the manufacturers, who were Irish.

But the one who didn't yield was the driver. The Irish may have
been
drunk but a Brit murdered 1500 people.

No, he was told by the Irish builders that the boat could handle
it. The Irish were wrong.

Only a Brit would:

1) Listen to the Irish

Actually it's the Americans who take the Irish side, especially the
IRA.

Yet you Brits listen to them. Amazing.

No, we blow them up, you supply them with arms.


No, idiot. They blow *YOU* up. You're lying.


We blow each other up. If you stopped giving them weapons, we'd have
killed them all by now. Why is America fighting the UK?

2) Believe he was stronger than an iceberg

He didn't, he believed the BOAT was stronger than an iceberg, or
more to the point that it wouldn't damage enough sections to cause
sinkage.

That's just as stupid.

The designers claimed it was compartmentalised so you could only
flood a small part of it.


But the moron limey decided to drive it into an iceberg just to test
that hypothesis. That's *really* dumb. I don't drive my car into a
bridge abutment just to test the airbags. Then, I'm not a limey. My
ancestors got out of that ******** while the gettin' was good.


Airbags don't stop the car being destroyed. **** analogy, try again.

3) Believe that any limey was smarter than an iceberg

Irish are pretty much Americans, they **** you up the arse. Not
not ass, that's a donkey.

That makes Brits pretty low on the evolutionary scale.

Irish are not Brits.


No one claimed you limeys were very bright. I really didn't expect
you to understand simple logic.


Irish are not Brits.


Thank you, Sweet Jesus. If the Brits were the second largest ethnic
group in the US we would really be screwed.