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Vir Campestris wrote:
Nothing's flat or level in this house. It probably wasn't when it was
new (peasant's cottage) and now one of the upstairs floors has a 1 in 10
slope!

At least the dog always knows where to find his ball.

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Dave Plowman London SW
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