On Saturday, March 17, 2018 at 5:05:53 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 17 Mar 2018 22:00:11 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, March 17, 2018 at 4:54:53 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 17 Mar 2018 21:51:05 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, March 17, 2018 at 2:55:11 PM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 03/17/2018 11:47 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 17 Mar 2018 17:38:40 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 03/17/2018 09:08 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 17 Mar 2018 02:35:17 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 03/16/2018 10:58 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 16 Mar 2018 16:07:23 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 3/16/2018 11:30 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 16 Mar 2018 15:24:52 -0000, Ed Pawlowski
wrote:

On 3/16/2018 10:46 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 16 Mar 2018 14:34:14 -0000, Ed Pawlowski
wrote:

I don't believe you.

Oh gosh, that hurts my feelings. I'm going to be sad forever now.

I wasn't intending to, just pointing out what you said was clearly a
load of ****e. Try posting something that makes sense in future.

In spite of my deep felt sadness, I offer the following:
http://www.sheknows.com/health-and-w...g-position-yet

https://www.squattypotty.com/blog/5-...n-your-toilet/

When we sit on the toilet, our bodies are turned into what's known as
the anorectal angle. In this position, our rectums get "kinked,"
making
it difficult for us to poop. Squatting helps relax the puborectalis
muscle and takes out that kink, allowing us to properly eliminate
all of
our waste without straining.

Funny how mine just comes out as soon as I've been sat for 5 seconds.
Seriously, I think you oughta see a doctor.

That's understandable considering how full of **** you are.

Funny how everyone in the western world uses a normal sit down toilet
just fine.

I've looked for those when out in the woods but I seldom find one.
Staying in practice is good.

Q. Does a bear **** in the woods?
A. Not if he can find a Porta-potty.

Have you ever used the technique of a grass slope to wipe your arse?

I try to not have to resort to native materials. I carry a ziplock bag
with a stack of baby wipes to which I've added a healthy slug of rubbing
alcohol. Not only can you wipe your ass but when you're hot and sweaty a
quick rub down with rubbing alcohol is refreshing. They are also good
for cleaning up after roadside repairs.

There are a number of non-baby wipes on the market but I find the
Pampers brand a thicker and more durable than most and are inexpensive.
Few of the alternatives are saturated with alcohol.

I use the McKesson WPW100 disposable washcloths. They're pretty good and you can order them off Amazon. The wipes measure 12.5 X 7.5 inches and you can wipe anything with them, anything. ^_^

https://www.amazon.com/McKesson-Stay.../dp/B00QS6DOBM

[8~{} Uncle Soiled Monster

What has been seen cannot be unseen. I am not glad I read your post.
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WTF are you going on about now?! The wipes are good for cleaning up. If you get something sticky all over because you're a messy eater, the wipes will clean you right up. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Clean Monster

I thought you was talking about yer ass.
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Those wipes are also great for cleaning a small load carrying domesticated equine if you wish. You can also use them to clean your own tailpipe if you have bowel problems. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Fastidious Monster