On 08/03/18 19:53, Pinnerite wrote:
While chatting to our decorator who was waiting for an application of
something to dry my mobile rang.

Female: 'I'm calling from xyz. I understand you experienced a vehicle
collision recently'.
Me: 'Yes! At last someone believes me!'
Female: (flabbergasted) 'Can you confirm the licence number?'
Me: 'No it was too high for me to see'
Female: 'Well can you describe it?'
Me. 'Oh yes, it was Nimitz Class aircraft carrier'.
Female: 'Did you say an aircraft?'
Me: 'No. An aircraft carrier. I thought it strange at the time. We were in
the middle of Yorkshire'.

For some reason she rang off.



Smooth...