On Fri, 23 Feb 2018 04:16:47 +0000, Andy Burns wrote:

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/fire-crews-called-remove-spanner-14321554

Makes a change from sticking it up your arse, I suppose ...

That's gross misuse - it was a ring spanner!
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