Graeme wrote:
In message ,
whisky-dave writes
On Friday, 2 February 2018 12:40:07 UTC, wrote:

you could always sit down to pee

I have a french male friend that does that, we all take the **** out of
him, but it is actually more hygenic as you don't get the splash back.

I tend to sit in the middle of the night, because I don't need a light
to aim, if sitting. However, I am convinced that I pass more standing
than sitting, i.e. sitting, there is the vague suspicion that the
bladder is not quite as empty as it would have been, had I been
standing. Is that ********, or fact? Anything to do with how tubes are
routed? No idea, just a feeling.

No, youre quite right. Men didnt evolve to pee sitting, consequently it
doesnt work properly. No self respecting man sits to pee.

The Germans have a word for hen-pecked men who are made to pee sitting,
sitzpinkler.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...rm=Sitzpinkler

Tim

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