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On Wednesday, January 3, 2018 at 3:38:03 AM UTC-6, LOL wrote:
On 01/02/2018 08:08 PM, Anonymous wrote:
On 1/1/2018 12:52 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, January 1, 2018 at 11:21:10 AM UTC-6, Juan Doe wrote:
On 1/1/2018 12:02 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Sunday, December 31, 2017 at 4:51:18 PM UTC-6, Will Rogers wrote:
On 12/31/2017 05:34 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
A few days ago the 90 year old mother of my friend Stinky passed away while he and his sister were talking to her. He and his sister promised their parents that they would never put them in a nursing home. His father lost his battle with cancer
some years ago and died at home in his own bed. My friend's children and grandchildren were at the house for Chrismas to see his 90 year old mother for the last time. I suppose that's the way it should be. You go out surrounded by family. 8-(

[8~{} Uncle Sad Monster
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep...not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Let's hope you die soon so I can joke about it. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Hopeful Monster
Why is Uncle Serious Monster posting serious stuff in a thread titled "OT - funny obit"?Â* Are you having your period?

No you silly nymshifter, I'm having a semicolon. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Fart Monster


Good, let's hope Uncle Fartin' Menstruatin' Monster will die soon so we can joke about it. ^_^

Uncle Fartin' Menstruatin' Monster is not dead, he just smells like it.


Of course, I small. Whenever I fart people howl,"What the hell just died up in here?!!" ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Farting Monster