On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 18:39:58 +0000, Me wrote:

On 12/22/2017 5:58 PM, Scott wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2017 12:06:32 +0000, Muddymike
wrote:

Why am I unable to find a banner clip art image on the internet simply
saying
"Happy Christmas"?

This reminds me of a courtroom tale I heard when defence solicitor
uttered the words 'Good morning'. The Sheriff (judge) responded,
'What do you mean good morning. What's good about it?'. The
solicitor indicated it was merely intended as a greeting to the bench.
'Well, that remark is both otiose and unwelcome' replied the Sheriff.
The solicitor ended up unreservedly withdrawing his greeting to the
bench.

If Bob Marley had been there he would have shot the sheriff

But not the deputy :-)