replying to alsplbg&htg, Jack in Texas wrote:
I'm in my third month of Hurricane Harvey hell after it flooded my house with
4 feet of water. Lost everything. No insurance (mived in two weeks before the
52" of wate fell over three days...takes 30 days for flood insurance to kick
in). Every day is a nightmare now...with the red tape of recovering and
rebuilding even worse that the flood itself. Your post had me laughing so hard
I was crying. Funniest thing I've read in many years,, maybe my entire life.
Absolutely brilliant. You made my year. First time I've felt good in months.
Thanks a million for this.

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