On Fri, 15 Dec 2017 03:11:07 -0800 (PST)
whisky-dave wrote:

On Friday, 15 December 2017 02:53:15 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

Yeah, touch screens don't like fingers,

That's how you are meant to operate them not with your penis.

I've occasionally found it easier to use my nose than to remove a glove.