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Default Is your Medicine Cabinet spying on you?

On Monday, December 11, 2017 at 9:30:00 AM UTC-6, wrote:
Ever since seeing that tv commercial, where the "My Pillow" guy shows
his face on the back of a medicine cabinet, I have been concerned
about people spying on us from our medicine cabinets. I now make sure
my cabinet is always closed and the door is tightly latched. But I
have also carefully checked mine, and even check other people's
cabinets when I am at their house. You can never be safe enough. If
someone ever appears on the other side of my nedicine cabinet, I can
guarantee he will get shot. In fact, I now keep my guns in the
bathroom, just in case.....

Check your medicine cabinet NOW. Who knows who is lurking on the other
side.....



I opened one of my medication bottles and instead of pills, there was an eyeball staring back at me! Startled, I dropped the bottle and the eyeball rolled out, sprouted little legs then scurried off under the furniture making little squeaking noises as it ran away. I've no idea where the little ******* went or where it came from. Of course, it could have been a hallucination due to all the damn pills I'm taking. I hate drugs. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Eyeball Monster