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Default Dog shoots man in the back after accidentally stepping on trigger

On Saturday, December 2, 2017 at 7:49:59 AM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 02 Dec 2017 02:21:18 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Friday, December 1, 2017 at 5:47:56 PM UTC-6, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 01 Dec 2017 23:29:11 -0000, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 1 Dec 2017 13:07:21 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Friday, December 1, 2017 at 2:58:40 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 1 Dec 2017 20:15:25 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 01/12/2017 20:08, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 1 Dec 2017 19:52:56 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 01/12/2017 19:45, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 1 Dec 2017 19:12:38 +0000, Bod wrote:

On 01/12/2017 18:48, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 1 Dec 2017 15:19:37 +0000, Bod wrote:


A pheasant hunter was shot repeatedly and wounded by a dog when it
accidentally stepped on the trigger in the US.

The dog has not confessed. He continues to remain silent and has
invoked his 5th Amendment protection right of self-incrimination.

I think you're barking up the wrong tree.

You would be wrong. Dogs, other pets and even wild animals have legal
counsel in courts of law. Some got millions of dollars from wealthy
estate settlements.

Fence Sign: My dog is armed and refuses to take his medications.

Give him a nice juicy bone and he'll confess and take his medications.

No, never do that. I feed him gun powder and he runs around
half-cocked.

So he's a gun dog then?

He is a tri-color hound dog from the Congo of Africa. Thought once to
be extinct, but later discovered by the Brit's. He was born in the
USA from a long blood line.

He don't even bark. He can yodel though.

Is he a Basenji? ^_^

https://tinyurl.com/yar8c4dt

[8~{} Uncle Barking Monster

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basenji

He and I are hard headed and stubborn. We are a perfect match the
bride can't figure out why. I keep telling her to stop telling him
what to do :-)

Dogs are the stupidest animals on earth.
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New research indicates dogs are smarter than cats and many other animals. I actually believe that dogs are smarter than Liberals/Leftists. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Smart Monster


A dog is the only animal stupid enough to repeatedly bark bark bark all ****ing day.
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Liberals/Leftists bark bark bark all day long. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Quiet Monster