In message , Brian Gaff
writes
You must be a pretty bad haircutter then. I've always done mine and it seems
to be acceptable

Yes, I have been doing mine with clippers for years, although admit
there is nothing on top to cut, and what is there, I just wear short.
Run the clippers over once a week, job done. No need for a comb or
hairbrush these days.

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Graeme