"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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Max Demian wrote:
On 29/11/2017 09:52, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
why is a Bidet classed as a waste appliance and not a foul
appliance?,,,could never figure that one out...

Because you're not supposed to **** in them.

Very handy way of collecting a sample for bowel cancer testing, though.
Obviously line it with something you'll dispose of later.

Our kits have a thing that floats on the water you drop
the turd into and you put that in the normal dunny,
and flush it everything away when you stick the sample
stick into the turd and put it in the sample tube.