On 27/11/17 20:04, ARW wrote:
On 24/11/2017 09:16, DerbyBorn wrote:
Hate to think what dangerous set-ups people make with their outside fairy
lights in their desperation to convice us they are having a happy Xmas


The landlord of a pub in Doncaster broke his arm falling off the ladder
whilst fitting the outside Christmas lights.

He cannot have a wank for 6 weeks:-)



Can he not try for a pity J Arthur from one of the lady customers?