"Max Demian" wrote in message
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On 11/10/2017 23:03, ARW wrote:
On 09/10/2017 22:41, Steve Walker wrote:

Yup. I had to stop a black cab today and point out that he was driving
the wrong way along a one way street.

To be fair, he was apologetic, thanked me and turned around straight
away - unlike the cyclist who I met on the same road a couple of hours
later.

The cyclist turned against a no left-turn/no entry sign into the road
that I was on. As I was coming to the end of the road and intended to
turn right, I was well over on the right side. I hit the brakes, lights
and horn and came to a stop. He swung across the front of my car,
stopping right in front, then passed along my left side, stopping to
spit on the car.

Treat yourself. Just run the **** over.

I ran a little **** over (not a cyclist) who was playing chicken with his
mates in the road and making cars swerve. I had seen them playing it
earlier on my way to the shops. I had a cunning plan to scare the ****
out of them on my way back from the shops.

Their plan went along the lines of one of them running out into the road
as you approached them to make you swerve across the road before they
turned around and ran back to the pavement.

My theory was that if I just ignored the one that ran into the road and
carried on in a straight line then the little ****er would not be so
stupid as to turn around and then run into the path of my van that had
not swerved.

My theory was wrong.

Was your van damaged?

Thats why its so often undrivable, they are scraping the remains
of the latest stupid little **** off the working parts till it works again.