Cursitor Doom grunted in
news

Anyone know if doctors can DIY their own prostate exam? Obviously if
they can, the rest of us can learn to do it for ourselves and save the
yearly appointment (we're all busy people after all).

If this is even a vaguely serious question, the simple answer is that even
if you can reach, you'd need to have felt a good number of prostates to be
able to distinguish a healthy one from a dodgy one. So unless you're up
for that prospect, I'd stick with having a doc do it for you...