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On Wednesday, 20 September 2017 18:32:00 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
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On Tuesday, 19 September 2017 20:20:39 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
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On Tuesday, 19 September 2017 11:59:00 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
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On Monday, 18 September 2017 18:50:44 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
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On Saturday, 16 September 2017 00:57:41 UTC+1, Rod Speed
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whisky-dave wrote
Rod Speed wrote
whisky-dave wrote

Trouble is some stuff is too big to go in one of those.

Obviously but the postie obviouly has to leave it
somewhere.

The last lot of grog I bought online was much too big
to put in what is sensible to have locked box wise.

So where did it go ?

I answered the door when they knocked, and helped
them to move it from the van into my house.

Tad radical, I realise.

So you were there, so there wasn' a problem then.

Wrong, as always. I was in fact having a sleep and was happy
to have the system wake me to receive and sign for the stuff,
but didnt want to be woken if it was the ****ing joveys etc.

How does your systenm detect joveys , some sort of colour ID ?

By detecting the couriers and postys
and not waking me if its anyone else.

How does it tell them apart from other people ?

They tend to show up in vans and even when they dont,
dont tend to have kids with them like the joveys do, ****wit.

So you're system of detection relies on detecting or not
detecting vans and detecting whether kids are present or not.

Nope, thats just two obvious ways to distinguish between them.

So how do you detect the diffenrce between visitors ?

Facial recognition and other obvious stuff like
the general size and shape of the person etc.

Its not rocket science.

reams of your **** flushed where it belongs

Do yuo really have access to the faces of all the delivery drivers and
the joveys and anyone else that might happen to come to your door,

Dont need to, ****wit. JUST keep what shows up the first
time they show up and use it for the next time, ****wit.

And since this **** is the best you can manage, here goes
the chain on the rest of your even more mindless silly ****.