On 08/09/2017 14:27, Muddymike wrote:
On 08/09/2017 10:21, AntoRennes wrote:
Haya!

I realised I spent so much money without any reason, really - I'd like
to change that. I've already heard about listing my parking space on the
Internet for people to rent it - clever!


Always hold your wife's hand in shopping centres. She will find it
romantic whilst it stops her wandering off and spending money:-)

Mike

Better still buy her one those VR headset thingys and she can
wander round the shopping centre without actually leaving home.

Just make sure you sabotage the broadband to stop her shopping
online.

Play endless videos of the poor british snowflakes 'trapped'
in hotels in Irma-devasted st Maarten, BVI and Cuba every time
she mutters the word 'holiday'.