On 10/09/2017 14:38, ARW wrote:
On 08/09/2017 14:27, Muddymike wrote:
On 08/09/2017 10:21, AntoRennes wrote:
Haya!

I realised I spent so much money without any reason, really - I'd like
to change that. I've already heard about listing my parking space on the
Internet for people to rent it - clever!


Always hold your wife's hand in shopping centres. She will find it
romantic whilst it stops her wandering off and spending money:-)


I was once in Asda when a woman grabbed my hand and said "Come on love,
let's have a look at the clothes aisle"

I walked with her for three aisles before she noticed I was not her
husband. He was stood next to my wife and they were both ****ing
themselves laughing at her mistake.

Was she holding a white stick?