On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 10:36:45 -0400, wrote:

Well this is getting ridiculous, apparently people actually pay someone to clean their oven for them. I just got a leaflet through the door advertising an "oven cleaning specialist". How lazy do you have to be to not do this yourself?

I just push a button

Nope, you just know how to push HIS buttons, senile ****!