On Mon, 31 Jul 2017 22:39:53 +0000 (UTC), David Lesher
wrote:

pyotr filipivich writes:


My sister was run over by a Diebold.

Are you sure you don't mean a Zamboni?

Right. Diebolds are much safer.

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