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Default Britain Planning To Outlaw All Knives

On Sun, 23 Jul 2017 18:17:58 +0100, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 23 Jul 2017 07:14:21 +0100, Bod wrote:

The US needs to try and emulate Iceland.


You Brit need to clean your own **** up and take your own advice. Got
your nose in everyone's business except your own.


We don't shoot each other.

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An elderly couple go to church one Sunday.
Halfway through the service, the wife leans over and whispers in her husbands ear,
€œIve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?€
The husband replies, €œPut a new battery in your hearing aid.€