On Saturday, July 22, 2017 at 7:14:03 PM UTC-4, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, July 22, 2017 at 10:30:21 AM UTC-5, Tekkie® wrote:
Uncle Monster posted for all of us...

On Wednesday, July 19, 2017 at 1:43:28 PM UTC-5, Tekkie® wrote:
DerbyDad03 posted for all of us...

On Monday, July 17, 2017 at 3:57:54 PM UTC-4, Tekkie® wrote:
DerbyDad03 posted for all of us...

On Sunday, July 16, 2017 at 10:44:10 AM UTC-4, archi wrote:
replying to Doug Brown, archi wrote:
Doug sounds like a miserable person!

Give him a break.

8 years ago, when Doug authored the post that you responded to, he was going
through a hard time. The kids were on drugs, the wife was a cheating bitch and
the gerbils were suing him for neglect.

He's better now. He moved away, leaving the kids to hang out in the dark alleys
of skid row and letting the wife ride off on the back of some biker's hog.
They crashed just a few miles from the bar they had just left, leaving her
crippled and disfigured. The biker walked away from the accident (and her)
unhurt.

As for the gerbils, they lost the suit, had to pay Doug's attorney fees and
ended up destitute and living in the NYC sewers as sex slaves to the rats.

This is a tragic story! I think you should forward this to Salon magazine
and they could report it on TV.

I speak from experience. The subset of attorneys that represent gerbils consists
of the lowest of the low in the legal system. At family of gerbils attempted to sue me
for breach of contract when I refused to repair their cage after the cat knocked it
off the table. Their attorneys called my home, my work and even tracked me down
at the Home For Recovering Pastry Chefs where I volunteer. Once a chef starts
snorting the baking powder, their bottom is not far off.

The attorneys stopped bothering me when I told the gerbils about the skeletons in the
attorney's closet. Literally, skeletons...of other gerbils. It was gross.

Gerbils can't tell that attorneys are snakes so they get sucked in. It was
good for you to inform the gerbils about the skeletons. The attorneys have a
lot of closets & skeletons ( they call them files-which they bill on ).
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Tekkie

Everybody's stealing my shtick. +( ?_?)+

[8~{} Uncle Furry Monster

I plead guilty. How many gerbils you want to settle?
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Tekkie


I have a special this week only, 2 shticks for one. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Shticky Monster

You can shtick that deal where the gerbils don't shine.

Cousin The-Great-Negotiator Monster