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On Sunday, July 16, 2017 at 10:44:10 AM UTC-4, archi wrote:
replying to Doug Brown, archi wrote:
Doug sounds like a miserable person!


Give him a break.

8 years ago, when Doug authored the post that you responded to, he was going
through a hard time. The kids were on drugs, the wife was a cheating bitch and
the gerbils were suing him for neglect.

He's better now. He moved away, leaving the kids to hang out in the dark alleys
of skid row and letting the wife ride off on the back of some biker's hog.
They crashed just a few miles from the bar they had just left, leaving her
crippled and disfigured. The biker walked away from the accident (and her)
unhurt.

As for the gerbils, they lost the suit, had to pay Doug's attorney fees and
ended up destitute and living in the NYC sewers as sex slaves to the rats.