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Default MAYDAY! ON HANDS ON DICK!! Phones out! CAN'T TRANSMIT....GOING DOWN.....

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jun 2017 10:36:43 -0500, "David" wrote:
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jun 2017 08:49:23 -0500, "David" wrote:

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I bought summer sausage with my old ebay account.

I've got your summer sausage right here! [squeezes
well-developed package].

But, please don't be telling the Checkmate as he's
the jealous type.

[ac added]


nobody eats 80 year old meat stupid

Boats & Accessories


The only thing PeeScent can do is lie. He's
stupid, ignorant, childish, smelly, foreign,
obnoxious, near death's door, nonsensical,
incontinent, disease-ridden, impecunious,
itinerant and a wankstain.

HTH


spoken like a true 80 year old senior