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Default The Order in Which God Created

On Tuesday, May 30, 2017 at 7:14:12 AM UTC-5, Bod wrote:
On 30/05/2017 12:57, Bod wrote:
On 30/05/2017 12:36, Uncle Monster wrote:

Why is it that atheist soldiers always pray to God when they're in a
foxhole and being shot at? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[8~{} Uncle Foxy Monster

I've heard that *all* soldiers call out for their mum.

Before death, all soldiers call for their mothers - Euromaidan Press
euromaidanpress.com/.../surgeon-from-the-ato-zone-before-death-all-soldiers-call-for...

4 Aug 2014 - Surgeon from the ATO zone: Before death, all soldiers call
for their mothers.

Which makes sense because their mothers are real.



If my mother is in Heaven, I want to go to Hell because my mother would do her best to transform Heaven into Hell. ”Œ( à²*_à²*)”˜

[8~{} Uncle Evil Monster