"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Fri, 26 May 2017 11:14:43 -0400, "Jim Wilkins"
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Thu, 25 May 2017 07:53:31 -0400, "Jim Wilkins"
wrote:


Yes, I finally came to that realization yesterday after having
some
fun with you. So solly.

Don't be. I've intentionally chosen proofreaders who would take
everything the wrong way when I was ambiguous. That's why I wrote
the
"press any key" routine that faked a crash on Alt or Shift.

snort Have you seen these? http://tinyurl.com/yb93b6f8

Cute, but just a one-time sight gag unless you can write a routine
that detects and responds to them.

I've used Dial-A-Prayer for that sort of prank. It's an ominous
warning when -they- call -you-, right? (transfer the call)