On Sun, 28 May 2017 00:24:10 +0100, ARW wrote:

On 27/05/2017 17:00, Mark Allread wrote:
On Sat, 27 May 2017 14:42:03 +0100, ARW wrote:

On 27/05/2017 09:13, Mark Allread wrote:
On Fri, 26 May 2017 21:35:27 +0100, ARW wrote:


That's when the apprentice stuck his arm up in the air and asked
"Does anyone ever test goldfish and budgies for asbestosis when they
die?"

The guy doing the course answered "no" and the apprentice then asked
"so how do you know how they died?".

That is either the dumbest or the smartest question I've heard - but
I like it!



Take your pick.

That question was from the same apprentice that I drove from Doncaster
to Ferrybridge power station to do a job.

When we got there he asked me "Are we in S****horpe?

Me "No, why do you ask?"

Apprentice "The last time I went on a motorway I went to S****horpe"

Hmm - I'll go for dumbest then.


The same apprentice also asked when we arrived at the old Didcot power
station "Are we in London?"

Well Didcot is 'darn sarf' so I can understand his confusion. Its not
quite as big and smelly as London though...