On Sat, 27 May 2017 14:42:03 +0100, ARW wrote:

On 27/05/2017 09:13, Mark Allread wrote:
On Fri, 26 May 2017 21:35:27 +0100, ARW wrote:


That's when the apprentice stuck his arm up in the air and asked "Does
anyone ever test goldfish and budgies for asbestosis when they die?"

The guy doing the course answered "no" and the apprentice then asked
"so how do you know how they died?".

That is either the dumbest or the smartest question I've heard - but I
like it!



Take your pick.

That question was from the same apprentice that I drove from Doncaster
to Ferrybridge power station to do a job.

When we got there he asked me "Are we in S****horpe?

Me "No, why do you ask?"

Apprentice "The last time I went on a motorway I went to S****horpe"

Hmm - I'll go for dumbest then.