Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, in
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head first into the wood chipper again:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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says...

After a long night of guzzling cum and smoking crack at The Glory Hole
gay bar, I sucked dicks at the bus stop to get bus fare... then walked
home. That $1.75 I earned almost makes me want to make a profession of
it.

I got picked up by a muslim driving a Truck Of Tolerance, and blew the
driver as we barreled through a crowd, mumbling through a mouthful,
"Oh, yeah, Allahu Ackbar all over my face!"

After the police room-temperature'd the feral animal and delivered me
home (declining my multiple drunken offers of "Blowjobs all around, on
me!"), I took off my dress and high heels, then fell into a drunken
cum-burping sleep, which I was only able to do because I'm a libtard
cuck and a muslim apologist, and we all lack morals and a conscience.

I am Robert Michael Wolfe. I am a libtard snowflake. I'm speshul, just
like every other libtard snowflake.

You sound like Fakey

You mean your Usenet Lord and Master, the guy who so kicked your
stupid ass you melted down and ran away from Usenet for months, the
guy you can't stop squeaking vitriolic fanfic about, because I've
damaged your fragile little psyche. LOL

the Lotus-loozer.

That's DildoRider. You seem to be confused, Chimpy. Is it your rampant
amphetamine abuse, or the fact that your morbidly obese boyfriends in
pink tutus and lubed-up boxing gloves punch****ed you stupid? LOL

Morph for us... you know you must!

Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be
wrong.

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FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
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In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely **** a male dog:
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In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
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In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the **** down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: - Oxy, Neurontin
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MID: - Norco
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MID: - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: - Xanax
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MID: - Marijuana
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MID: - Amphetamine (!)
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MID: - Ecstasy
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MID: - Norco
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MID: - N2O
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MID: - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: - Percocet
MID: - Kratom

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
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"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
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"Diddle me!"

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"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
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"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

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"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
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"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

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"Best you keester a kielbasa."

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"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

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"If you see a dick, suck it."

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"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

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"Pump a rump."

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"You gerbils are always in the dark."

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"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

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"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

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"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

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"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

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To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

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"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

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"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
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What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

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\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
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