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On Fri, 19 May 2017 23:03:43 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; ""💩, DoW #1"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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says...


After a long night of guzzling cum and smoking crack at The Glory Hole
gay bar, I sucked dicks at the bus stop to get bus fare... then walked
home. That $1.75 I earned almost makes me want to make a profession of
it. I got picked up by a muslim driving a Truck Of Tolerance, and blew
the driver as we barreled through a crowd, mumbling through a mouthful,
"Oh, yeah, Allahu Ackbar all over my face!" After the police
room-temperature'd the feral animal and delivered me home (declining my
multiple drunken offers of "Blowjobs all around, on me!"), I took off
my dress and high heels, then fell into a drunken cum-burping sleep,
which I was only able to do because I'm a libtard cuck and a muslim
apologist, and we all lack morals and a conscience. I am Robert Michael
Wolfe. I am a libtard snowflake. I'm speshul, just like every other
libtard snowflake.


You sound like Fakey the Lotus-loozer. Morph for us... you know you
must!


it's funny how he's been reduced to drive-by replies to month-old poasts and morphing. his usenet lord and master paul derbyshire sure has kicked his ass pretty soundly.

at least he still has his homoerotic tranny fanfics bouncing around in his head to keep him company.

snarfle

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