After a long night of guzzling cum and smoking crack at The Glory Hole
gay bar, I sucked dicks at the bus stop to get bus fare... then walked
home. That $1.75 I earned almost makes me want to make a profession of
it.

I got picked up by a muslim driving a Truck Of Tolerance, and blew the
driver as we barreled through a crowd, mumbling through a mouthful,
"Oh, yeah, Allahu Ackbar all over my face!"

After the police room-temperature'd the feral animal and delivered me
home (declining my multiple drunken offers of "Blowjobs all around, on
me!"), I took off my dress and high heels, then fell into a drunken
cum-burping sleep, which I was only able to do because I'm a libtard
cuck and a muslim apologist, and we all lack morals and a conscience.

I am Robert Michael Wolfe. I am a libtard snowflake. I'm speshul, just
like every other libtard snowflake.