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Gunner Asch[_6_] Gunner Asch[_6_] is offline
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Default Reluctantly have to increase my hourly rate

On Mon, 15 May 2017 08:54:22 +0700,
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On Sun, 14 May 2017 07:03:16 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote:


I hate to do it but I need to raise my fees. For many years they've
been $75 an hour plus $25 an hour for travel time and $.50 per mile.
But that was before Hillary raised the cost of smokes and fuel and
before I discovered that I needed unlimited cell data so I could keep
up with my Facebook audience.

I was hoping to find a job but since that hasnt worked out for the
last couple of years, my new rate will be $149 an hour which includes
all travel expenses. It sounds like a lot but keep in mind that I
don't work many hours. And remember what you get for your money. The
whole migilla from marketing strategy to aerospace and everything in
between. Plus any time Im on your premises or sleeping in your
parking lot you have an armed guard at no extra charge. Got enemies?
I can handle those for you. Personally if local, otherwise I will use
a member of my national murder squad which I keep on standby at all
times. Continenil US only please.

Join the list of clients who enjoy the cashay of having me do there
engineering. Hope to hear from you soon, operators standing by!

Gunner

Mark R. Wieber
Coyote Engineering
326 Olive Ave
Taft, California
(805-732-5308


I hate to tell you but you seemed to have misspelled a word, or at
least no dictionaries I can find defines "cashay". Perhaps you meant
"sashay" which can mean "to walk with a lofty proud gait, often in an
attempt to impress others", in which case you failed as no one seems
impressed. Or perhaps "cachet" which could mean "an indication of
approved or superior status", which again is a misnomer as you are
hardly superior.

Or perhaps you just don't know what you were talking about, which
seems the most likely explanation.

On second thought I believe you meant "cashew" which is a kind of nut
and certainly defines your activities perfectly.



It never ceases to amuse me how you can get sucked in by your fellow
buffoons in such a hysterically funny, blank faced fashion.

But you do..over and over and over again. You really are..simply
stupid arent you? Its not just that you are evil..but you are stupid.

You remind me greatly of a 8th grade bully named Don Springs, who
ultimately pushed once too hard and such and such happened..and he was
reveiled to all that he was an utter piece of dreck of no great import
and who would ultimately give his life for his country in a
drunken/high truck driving accident just outside of Saigon in an
utterly meaningless way.

Keep up the good work!! We will all be listening for the sounds of a
deuce and a half locking em up and going into a river.

Gunner



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