On Sat, 6 May 2017 20:15:06 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

On 5/6/17 8:01 PM, Oren wrote:

Good for you. Chris is using Usenet from Heaven and still
helping people. What a guy!


Lets hope his batteries don't give out.

When he hid under his bed, the flashlight died because the batteries
from Harbor Freight had corroded. IIRC.

I wonder how many of the cheap little flashlights he has used up by
now. He must have close to an eternal supply.

He even gets 20% coupons sent to him by Heaven Mail. No way will he
run out of lights.