In article ,
Chris Hogg wrote:
On Sat, 6 May 2017 15:48:31 +0100, Andrew
wrote:

On 06/05/2017 14:12, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
wouldn't even get past goods inward inspection.

You trust the thickos in the postal department to open,
unpack, examine and 'test' all received items ?. Really ?.

LOL! We had a temporary assistant working in the stores department,
who had been told to open every incoming package to check that
everything was there and in good condition.

Then we had a delivery of photographic plates...

then there was the French facility that had to test every single VCR
imported into the country - with a staff of two.

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from KT24 in Surrey, England