"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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On 06/05/17 08:10, Hankat wrote:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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On 06/05/17 02:57, Bill Wright wrote:
On 06/05/2017 00:31, Clive George wrote:
On 06/05/2017 00:06, wrote:
On Friday, 5 May 2017 23:16:27 UTC+1, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
hTrying to phone my neighbour,. No reply. eventually phoned him on
te
landline, and invited him for dinner.

"Why didn't you answer your I phone?"
"It didn't ring"

Sure enough, it doesn't ring.

Went through every single menu, discover hundreds of combinations
of 'I
don't want this phone to ring' and turn them all off.

It still doesn't ring.

two and half hours later I google "My ****ing i-phone won't ring"

And you have now learned that you should have done that two hours
and 25
minutes earlier.

The switch on the side to mute the phone is one of its best features.
Extremely user-friendly. Of course I read the manual when I first used
the phone, which is only sensible. There's a very good user guide on
the
phone as well.

No there isn't any manual
On or off the phone.

Wrong, as always.
http://help.apple.com/iphone/10/

That's no help unless you have an internet connected computer already

Pity you lied thru your ****ing teeth about 'on or off the iphone'

Or your iphone is working well enough to connect to the internet already.

Since there was no manual with the phone that told you how to even insert
the SIM card,

Dont need to do that to use it.

which is totally non obvious,

Only to a terminal ****wit such as yourself.

you are to use the vernacular, totally ****ed before you even start.

Even sillier than you usually manage. The place where
you got the iphone is happy to tell you how to insert
the sim, if you are so ****ing stupid you can't work
that out and so ****ing stupid you can't look that up.

Its almost as hilarious as the phone we bought for the geriatric FIL with
Big Buttons and Big Text so he could use it more easily.

He said 'I cant read the instruction manual: the print is too small!'

And it was, about 7 pt.

Even a terminal ****wit such as yourself should have enough
of a ****ing clue to understand how to make that readable.

Obviously not.

No surprise that no one is actually stupid enough to pay you
to do anything any more challenging than wipe your arse.

The more I learn about smart phones, the less I want one.

Yes, you actually are that terminal a ****wit.

If you had one, you could take a photo of those instructions
and expand it so even someone like you that has wanked
themselves completely ****ing blind could read it or even
get real radical and read them out to you.